Random Things That Happened in England, Completely Out of Context: Part Three

An ass-backwards random look into my third trip to England. Enjoy!

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A sneaky man in a pith helmet or ‘Archaeology Hat’ as I enjoy calling them, in a bookstore at the plane station. I severely regret not asking him where he was going.

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Fascinator photo shoot time!

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“Flowers come from the country Charles…”

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I could get used to this…

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Ok…that’s enough of that.

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Random guy in Southend who tried to make us think he was a big shot because he worked as a banker. I worry that this is a pick up line…what could possible be more boring and uninteresting. Financial planner? Sod cutter? Environmental engineer in charge of bubble wrap production? (That last one might actually have perks..)

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For sale! Brand new, completely destroyed, mock designer, giant shade producing spectacles!

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Ugly dress contest…Bjork’s second choice.

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Round two, Squashtastic!

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Wine? Yes…blame the wine.

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Christmas Party Menu…interesting….it’s August.

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Mobile exploded in the V&A. Bits went everywhere. Humour.

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Mr. Friendly Squirrel!

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Sherlock on stilts. He was a bit pretentious actually.

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Woo hoo! Castle ruins!

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Renaissance fan art..

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Crispy kitty. Found in the walls, supposed to protect against mice I think.

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Gloomy puppy, loved a good scratch.

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Woo! Flailing happy ‘I’m at a castle’ dance.

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I’m a slave….Surprised? I’m not…

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Heyyyyy….

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Castle toilet…it’s where the poop goes.

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Cleavage in a turtleneck!

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The Romans do good work, they do.

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I think fur is my colour…

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OMG Shoes!

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The old man who works here is on my list of most awesome people ever…

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This boy/man/male specimen was sitting on this bench outside of St Pauls for a strangely long time, drawing the dome on a napkin. It was actually a really good drawing, but I was unable to get a photo of it without being creepy. So instead I just hid and watched him from a distance for a while. Which clearly isn’t creepy at all.

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Hilarious exhaustion.

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Secret roof hiding space that I hadn’t known existed and was wayy to amused by upon its’ discovery.

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And more wine!

There, mua hahaha, have fun making up stories about all of this madness. Or at least creating a coherent timeline of realistic events.

Cheers!

-Hailey Jane

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