An ass-backwards random look into my third trip to England. Enjoy!
A sneaky man in a pith helmet or ‘Archaeology Hat’ as I enjoy calling them, in a bookstore at the plane station. I severely regret not asking him where he was going.
Fascinator photo shoot time!
“Flowers come from the country Charles…”
I could get used to this…
Ok…that’s enough of that.
Random guy in Southend who tried to make us think he was a big shot because he worked as a banker. I worry that this is a pick up line…what could possible be more boring and uninteresting. Financial planner? Sod cutter? Environmental engineer in charge of bubble wrap production? (That last one might actually have perks..)
For sale! Brand new, completely destroyed, mock designer, giant shade producing spectacles!
Ugly dress contest…Bjork’s second choice.
Round two, Squashtastic!
Wine? Yes…blame the wine.
Christmas Party Menu…interesting….it’s August.
Mobile exploded in the V&A. Bits went everywhere. Humour.
Mr. Friendly Squirrel!
Sherlock on stilts. He was a bit pretentious actually.
Woo hoo! Castle ruins!
Renaissance fan art..
Crispy kitty. Found in the walls, supposed to protect against mice I think.
Gloomy puppy, loved a good scratch.
Woo! Flailing happy ‘I’m at a castle’ dance.
I’m a slave….Surprised? I’m not…
Castle toilet…it’s where the poop goes.
Cleavage in a turtleneck!
The Romans do good work, they do.
I think fur is my colour…
The old man who works here is on my list of most awesome people ever…
This boy/man/male specimen was sitting on this bench outside of St Pauls for a strangely long time, drawing the dome on a napkin. It was actually a really good drawing, but I was unable to get a photo of it without being creepy. So instead I just hid and watched him from a distance for a while. Which clearly isn’t creepy at all.
Secret roof hiding space that I hadn’t known existed and was wayy to amused by upon its’ discovery.
And more wine!
There, mua hahaha, have fun making up stories about all of this madness. Or at least creating a coherent timeline of realistic events.